Song Parodies -> Just Some Porn To Make It Grow
"Just A Song Before I Go" Based on the performance by "Crosby, Stills & Nash"
"Just Some Porn To Make It Grow" Parody by Paul R
"I've used this original song a couple times already over on the ""whatfreaks"" side. Nash said he wrote it on the way to the airport one time when Crosby was complaining about how hard it was to write a song. I have so far found this a fairly easy one to write parodies to. "
(Instrumental intro)

Just some porn to make it grow
Without it wonÆt get long
If it wonÆt get hard enough
SheÆll want to use the dong

When the porn was over
It still wasnÆt real thick
I asked my girl friend to help out
ôPlease wonÆt you suck my dick?ö

She helped me get a hard-on
Her lips made my dick firm
Diving down on my penis
My jizz began to churn

Just about to blow my seed
That didnÆt take too long
I groaned and shot a load of cum
Out of my schlong

(Instrumental break)

Tried some porn to make it grow
It didnÆt do the trick
When she gave fellatio
I got hard as a brick
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Dr Music - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody is excellent and has potiential. Paul, I give you 555 Golden Woody awards! You are quited a gifted perform. You should write your own villain song about how brilliant you are.
Neil - January 02, 2010 - Report this comment
All 5's from me. I liked the way you kept everything to the point. The phrases were consistent and the pacing was good too. Nice job. This is a very humorous short story.
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