Song Parodies -> No More Pickin' Cotton
"Down On The Corner" Based on the performance by CCR
"No More Pickin' Cotton" Parody by Sean Zamorano
I really like crackwhores! Theyre such a good bargain! p.s-When are we all gonna get together and make a market for this sick shit??
I was pickin cotton,
at a steady clip!
The slavemaster came to me,
And hit me with a whip!

Now 400 years later im the HNIC(head nigga in charge)
If you fuck with uncle tom,
Fuck with the whole family!

No more picking cotton..
Or hanging from a tree
Hear the kkk a runnin
From us niggas in the street..

You dont need to be black
just to hang around.
But if you got some freebase
better lay your crackpipe down!

White people from all around,
Want to buy a bag.
I tell them to suck my dong
Just like a fuckin fag!

Dealer on the corner,
Crackwhore in the streets,
If you need a fucking blowjob,
Brink some freebase, cant be beat!
minesbay@yahoo
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