Song Parodies -> My Silencer
"The Silencers" Based on the performance by Vikki Carr
"My Silencer" Parody by Icky Odor
oh my fart can rate a twenty-eight
or a ninety-eight and it will silence you
dear sir
that is a silencer
but if you should smell a fart that "P.U.!"
has the kind of stink that makes you regurgitate
you will asphyxiate
where it permeates
making you suffocate
dear sir
that was a silencer
dear sir
I'm sure
I don't use a knife, don't need a gun
my flatulence is a lot more deadly son
dear sir
I cut a silencer
and if your nose is...not made of wood
when I crank up my leg, I'll quiet you for good
when you smell my cheese
your throat will seize
and bring you to your knees
dear sir
I blew a silencer
dear sir
won't stir
won't move
exhale
light up a match
open a window
leave the room
take flight
its back
exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale
dear sir
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