Song Parodies -> Masturbate
"Regulate" Based on the performance by Warren G feat Nate Dogg
"Masturbate" Parody by Pyun I tried to be as faithful to the rhythm/cadence of the original as possible (most lines even have the same rhyme scheme). The topic of this song ranges from masturbation to gratuitous gay sex. Not really sure how that evolved, but enjoy!
Masturbators
We stimulate ourselves manually And we damn good too But you can't be any geek off the street Gotta be handy with your wrist, if you what I mean, beat your meat. MASTURBATORS!!! Lube up! W: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume Some dick for the eve, from a muscled hunk Just rollin in my ride, tuggin on my junk N: Just hit the Eastside of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G Got a bulge in my pants, and I'm gonna freak Cause any minute I'm about to have some precum leak. G: So I hooks a left on Dupont and Lewis Saw some brothas jerking off so I said, "Let's do this" I jumped out the ride and said, "What's up?" Some brothas pulled out dicks and they said, "Bitch, suck!" N: I got these twinks peepin me, I'ma glide an swerve These lookers jerkin so hard they straight popped a nerve Onto bigger better things, now that I got my fix I see my homey getting pounded by some meaty dicks. W: I'm gettin' jerked. They're breakin' my seal I can't believe, this brotha's dick's for real He blew my ring, he nutted on my chest I looked up at the brotha, said, "Damn, I'm stretched." N: They got my homey sexed up and they all around My dick is getting super hard from all the loving sound I'm gonna finish too quick if I don't slow it down So I lube up my thumb and take my ass to town W: They got dicks to my head My pants are going down I can't believe this happenin' in my own town If i I had wings I would fly Let me contemplate I wipe the jizz out my eye and I see my homey Nate N: Six dicks in his face and one in his hole Nate Dogg's jerkin off til he loses control Yeah I'm twitchin and jizzin it's a tad bit late Nate Dogg and Warren G had to masturbate. I gave buttsex all around I let my cock explode Now I'm giving my ball sack time to reload If you want spurts sit back an observe While I conjure up a batch of my private reserve. W: Now Nate got the meat And that's a known fact Before he went slack he was hittin' it from the back Back up back up cause it's on N-A-T-E and me Performing sodomy. N: Just like I thought they were in the same spot In need of some oral pleasure First I whipped out the ruler and said, "C'mon guys, let's measure" One of those dudes was hung like a horse, I said, "Ooh I like your size" I said, "Your dick's real big and it looks real nice would ya Put it inside?" I got an ass full 'o dick and it's getting real swelled The next stop is the K-Y lube gel. W: I'm skeeting Into a whole new era G-spunk mixed with aloe vera Spunk on a whole new level N: The jizzum's in my face and it tastes incredible W: Chords Strings Gay flings Sodomy G-spunk Where jizzum is life and life is jizzum N: If you know like I know You are gonna squirt to this It's the g-spunk rectum filled up with a lubed up fist. If you stroke like I stroke Then you come many times a day And if your asshole is busted Then you'll just have to masturbate. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. AT THE EASTSIDE MOTEEEELLLLLLLLLL
Back up back up cause it's on N-A-T-E and me Performing sodomy.
BUT NATE DOGG AND THE G CHILD WERE INDEED OF SOMETHING ELSE
eastside motelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
n a t e and me performming r.i.p.
AT THE EASTSIDE MOTEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
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