i'm the chef in south park
got no steady sweetheart
so its always one night stands
i like high-heel wearin' females
floozies wearin' pigtails
and i just toss 'em, when they're spent

you know, there's just one way to view it
if it moves, i'm gonna screw it
and i thrill 'em time and time again
don't you know, i was paid to love her
lit a fire all inside her...yah...hey hey hey

she gives renumeration
shows appreciation
for the love i gave her, she reveres
but i must demand a fee
'fore i'm actin' tenderly
my love grows sweeter and sincere

she thinks that i really love her
why would i need her ?
i wish that dame would disappear
i was paid to love her
worship and adore her ?...ha...ha...ha

i just stick it in
a "love" just 'tween friends
and i lick this lady...lick this lady...ahhh

nobody loves you
nobody needs you
and that's why i'm chargin' a fare

i was knee-high to a cricket
when i learned just where to stick it
i had more beaver with each passin' year
and i'll give them all a tumble
lest my savings crumble
i've no pride...i do this from despair

cause i was paid to love her
i was paid to love her...yeah
ah, i was paid to love her
warm her up and stuff her...hey hey hey
oo-wee, baby..this lady wants me
this lady needs me..hey hey hey

ooh, baby...i was paid to please her
to turn her on and squeeze her..hey hey hey
oo, wee, baby
thinks that i love her
why would i want her ?...hey hey hey