Song Parodies -> Heaving on a Jet Plane
"Leaving On a Jetplane " Based on the performance by John Denver
"Heaving on a Jet Plane" Parody by Kelly
For the frightened flier of 2009
I wrote my will
Its ready to go
Its posted on my bedroom door
I hate to say my wake will be goodbye
My body's shakin'
I'm really torn
My daddy's waitin
Hes blowin' the horn
Uncomforting to know that I may die!

So kiss me and pray for me
Now my mom is nagging me
I'm losing circulation let me go!
Cause Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know if Ill be back again
Oh man, I hate to go

Theres so many times that planes go down
So many times Ive cried and frowned
People tell me that it dont mean a thing
Ev'ry place I go, I always puke
Fearing that one fatal fluke
If I come back, Ill strip my shirt and sing!

Security is checking me
"Tell me that youll wait for me!"
Hold my hand never let it go
Cause Im heaving on a jet plane
I know that I will yack again
Now its a steady flow!

Now the time has come that I leave you
I know I'll die
See I told you
I'll close my eyes
It's my judgement day!
Dream about the days we knew
When I was still on earth with you
About the times, I wont have to say:

So kiss me and pray for me
I know this is the end of me
I know that its the time for me to go
Cause Im leavin on a jet plane
I know I won't be back again
Oh man, I hate to go......
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