Song Parodies -> Mr Faggoty Guy
" Ms. American Pie" Based on the performance by Harry Chapin
"Mr Faggoty Guy" Parody by Sean Zamorano
Seven Years ago.....
I can still remember how that big dick used to make me cry....
Well i knew if i had my chance,
I would jump that prison fence...
And maybe no more fifi for a while!
He watched while i took off my jeans,
Stuck it in and made me scream,
Buttblood on the doorstep,
I couldnt walk one more step
Well i sat in my cell and i cried
Why was i still Bubba's bride?
His pole touched me deep inside,
The day my ass was wide!

Bye Bye Mr. Faggoty Guy
Took a knife straight to your neck
Now your up in the sky.
Us prison boys we dont like faggoty guys
Singin my assholes feelin nice and tight!
Dont sleep on your stomach at night!

WHOA!! Did you fill my ass with come?
And did you once rape a deceased bum?
Man you are a dirty hoe!

And did you end up with a case of aids?
Dont you know that is the gay disease,
That comes from assfuckin without a condom!

Well i know that you are fuckin him.
Cuz you spot him weightlifting in the gym.
You both kick off your shoes,
Now his buttholes black and blue!

Ohhh!He was a lonely easy prison fuck!
With a pink male pussy and a cocoa puff.
All i wanted was women muff
The day my ass was wide!

And i was singin'
Die Die Mr. Faggoty Guy
Put a gun up to his head now hes up in the sky!
Us prison boys dont like Faggoty guys
Now my asshole is nice and tight!
I sleep on my stomach at night!

I knew a guard who sang the blues,
And I asked him for some happy news,
Well he just frowned and turned away
Monday id move up one floor
And id be another Bubba's whore.
I hate having gay cellmates.

The thought of his dick makes me shiver,
With each big black thrust hell deliver,
Please give me percocet,
Or my ass will be a wreck!

And the one man i admire most,
Jerry Springer Talkshow host,
Took the last plane for the coast,
The day, rumproaster died!



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