Song Parodies -> I've Got Gas
"All That Jazz" Based on the performance by Chicago Soundtrack
"I've Got Gas" Parody by Parody Princess
Back up Babe
I ate a bowl of beans.. Now I've Got Gas. I really clear the room When I cut the cheese. Now I've Got Gas. Stop the car! Or get the windows down I think I'm gonna blow And fumigate the town. Its only natural Don't want to freak you out, But I've Got Gas! Ate some cheese And some cabbage too. Now I've Got Gas. I had the black eyed peas I'm gonna blow a fuse.. Cause I've got gas. Hold on hon, We're gonna bunny hug But don't you squeeze to hard You might release a flood. Don't wanna blow apart And rip a great big fart Cause I, got, GAS! Cause I Got GAS! Take some tums To simmer down my bum.. Cause I've got gas! Follow it up With Immodium.. Cause I've Got Gas! Come on Babe, Now don't you run away, I didn't mean to float that SBD your way! Just give me one more chance, I'll even change my pants, Cause I've Got, Gas! Oh! I should avoid the devilled eggs today.. They give me gas! Oh! I wish I hadn't had the goose pate' Now I've got gas! Oh! The toxic fumes are growing! Oh! My butt will soon be blowing! Guard your lungs, ‘Cause here it comes. Its All, That. GAS! Oh! I shouldn't eat those pickled eggs today.. They give me gas! Oh! I hope this Beano makes it go away This toxic gas! Oh! The pressure's getting higher Oh! Just please don't light a fire. Plug your ears, and avoid my rear Cause I've Got Gas! Oh! I'm getting ripe so, Run for your life! Cause I've Got Gas! Got Gas! Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. You and I really love to sing about farts! Are you on Facebook? I have to put a face to these lyrics--few women are cool enough to write stuff like this, sadly, at least in my experiences. I have an idea for this song called "All That Jizz"
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