"This is a story about David Oram
He is abnormally stupid
He couldn't do 4+3 even when he wasn't a little kid
But that didn't changed when he got special tutoring,
He saw this really nice horse so he had to ask him out.
That's when he said, ""I want to be brainy! I want to be brainy!
""I want to be brainy! I want to be brainy!
What is 2X3! How do you spell me,
my brain's the size of a pea.""

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Because David Oram has got no brain,
He's totally thick
""David Oram has got no brain, He's totally thick
I really like eating vomit covered dog shit
'Because David Oram has got no brain, He's totally thick.

That's why I'm talking to you now.

David is in the bottom set, I guess that's where he eats his shit;
He needed a place to stay,'cause no-one wanted the git
I saw throught him the the top floor window yesterday
He was feeling up his dad; That's when I realised that he's gay
That's when he said, ""I want to be brainy! I want to be brainy!
""I want to be brainy! I want to be brainy! What is 2X3!
How do you spell me,
my brain's the size of a pea."""