Song Parodies -> Legacy of a Head Man
"Santa Monica" Based on the performance by Theory of a Deadman
"Legacy of a Head Man" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Good old Clinton. The Lewinsky thing is so far beyond "old and tired" it might even be considered "retro" parody material. And Retro is cool, right? right? ;)
You took your post in '93
Didn't take you long to notice
Her thong's pulled up
Low risers on
I think someone's trying to show you a sign
Come get this twenty two year old ass
Lord knows you can't pass
Your desk will shake with the head she gives
The addiction lives!

And I remember the way that you dropped a load in Monica
And left us to debate on whether blowjobs are sex anyway
And I remember the time when you testified of Monica
And I remember you'd say "I never did bone her."

You shot your seed
And hoped she'd wash that dress so none could see
But Tripp showed up
Your fun is gone
And now you're forced to see
Impeachment's on its way
Oh it made the news today
Oh and she says "Doesn't your cigar taste like me?"

And I remember the way that you dropped a load in Monica
And left us to debate on whether blowjobs are sex anyway
And I remember the time when you testified of Monica
And I remember you'd say "I never did bone her."

The Democrats are pissed
And Hillary is pissed
Now Kenneth Starr's in this
And he just won't stop
He just won't go away

You're only known for this
Your legacy is this
You did much more than this
But the jokes won't stop
They just won't go away

And I remember the way that you dropped a load in Monica
And left us to debate on whether blowjobs are sex anyway
And I remember the time, for you sex was ill-defined
And I'd suffice it to say her internship's over

And I remember the way that you dropped a load in Monica
And left us to debate on whether blowjobs are sex anyway
And I remember the time when you testified of Monica
And I remember you'd say "I never did bone her."
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Lon - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
If Bill was reading this song, he'd say, "You say 'intern,' I say 'MYYYY turn'!"

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