I been wondering if our
love has reached its end
and I've been noticing you've been
checking out my friend
You said you have to go
But I'm hoping you'll stay home
or i'll be crying

I can't stop you baby
if you want to leave
My friend's coming over here later
to try and comfort me
Oh, so I think if you stay home
we won't have to sleep alone
and I think you'll like it
‘Cause earlier it occurred to me
One and one and one makes three

Why don't you stay
we can have a three-way
you can watch or you can join in
but no video taping please
So I hope that you won't go
And I want you to know
all I want is to get laid
so let's have a three-way, yeah

I've been worrying baby
there would come a day
You'd meet somebody who
Might lead you astray
So I came up with a plan
of how to keep my man
and I hope you'll like it
Somehow it just doesn't seem fair
to keep my man I'll have to share

We could have a three-way
I'm trying to please
I'm so tired of being horny
Won't you satisfy my needs?
If you want, you can go
but there is one thing you should know
you don't have to get some strange
We can have a three-way

I can't stand you any longer
my disgust is getting stronger
and I finally realize what I want to do
I won't waste another minute
‘Cause every single time we did it
I'd give you all my best
and you always spooge before I'm through
so I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting any more of my time

I don't want you to stay
You are not what I need
Instead of me and you and her
I prefer just her and me
So just pack your shit and go
And I want you to know
You were such a sorry lay
That I'd rather be gay, yeah