"It's a simple method of pleasure now
But it's not like it's a new sensation
The hot girls in the porno movies
Give your penis a special stimulation
And if you seek this forbidden pleasure
It's Chronic Masturbation

When you have a hard day at work or school
And you need to relieve that built up frustration
Lock the door, get on the floor
And give your genitalia it's sexual obligation
It's understood when I get some wood
I go for Chronic Masturbation

It's perfectly natural and okay
It's just your hormones raging
Once it?Çÿs done growin?Çÿ, get it goin'
And satisfy the lustful craving

Screwing a knothole
Jacking-off with an egg roll
Pleasure of Chronic Masturbation
Pleasure of Chronic Masturbation

I soak my hands in baby oil
Then begin vigorous ejaculation
Watching the chic's in the porno flicks
I fantasize of an erotic situation
I lubricate it well so the skin won't peel
It's Chronic Masturbation

Some may call me a pervert or a queer
But I do it locked in my basement
I just hope that my mom can't hear the sounds
Of the scrambled Playboy station
And what to do when you don't have a tissue
It's Chronic Masturbation

Find the time to make it slime
With ambidextrous penetration
And everybody has done it
And don't let them to you it's your imagination

Screwing a knothole
Jacking-off with an egg roll
Pleasure of Chronic Masturbation
Pleasure of Chronic Masturbation

To the Faithful it may be a sin
An uncouth, spiritual violation
Who would have knew, the ultimate taboo
Would come with such a temptation
Let the cum splat and make a mess
It's Chronic Masturbation

It's perfectly natural and okay
It's just your hormones raging
It isn't corrupt
To make your volcano erupt
It's only to satisfy a lustful craving

Screwing a knothole
Jacking-off with an egg roll
Pleasure of Chronic Masturbation
Pleasure of Chronic Masturbation
"