We met, I thought you were the best
I thought I was so in love
But I found out you run around
And so I've got to let you go

Don't you even try telling one more lie
Now that I know the truth
Seems that you just can't keep it in your pants
Here's what I wanna do

I wanna kick you in the balls
and smash your face into a wall
You sneaked around and banged some broad
And now I hope it burns when you pee
Yeah, you cheated on me

I threw your shit out on the lawn
And then, I burned up all your clothes
I keyed your car, smashed your guitars
So don't think you're coming home

Don't try claiming that it was a mistake
She means nothing to you
You're so full of shit, I'm not buying it
Here's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna punch you in the nuts
I really fucking hate your guts
All I wanted was to be in love
All you ever did was cheat on me

Sold all your stuff on Craigslist
Yeah, you could say I'm really pissed
I hope she gave you herpes
And oh I hope it burns when you pee
Yeah, you cheated on me

You never should have banged that ho
And you never should have told your friends
Now she's posting on your facebook wall
What kind of fool you think I am?
I never thought you'd sink so low
And go behind my back again
You told me she was just a friend

Don't you even try telling one more lie
I have no use for you

I hope you get an STD
or an unwanted pregnancy
All I wanted was to be in love
All you ever did was cheat on me

I wanna rip off both your balls
And shove those puppies up your nose
Then smash your face right through a wall
I really hope it burns when you pee
And, your dick turns green
Yeah, you cheated on me