It's Saturday night and
I'm thinking I wanna get crazy
I wanna be getting' busy
24 hours a day, wanna get some ass

All the guys, everywhere
Never gives me no attention
Even when I'm hitting on them
I'm always getting dissed, and it sucks real bad

When I go out and try to find myself a man
I'm hoping to score but then I realize I can't
And so tomorrow I'll just do it all again
I ain't ugly so I can't understand why

I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't, can't, I can't, can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't can't can't, I can't get laid

If you've got a question about my intentions
I'll tell ya, I just want a fella
Who wants to have some fun
(Cause I'm hot like that)

I'm just a gal
Who is trying to get me some action
But I don't understand it
It's not like I wanna get married
It's not like that

I wanna hump, I wanna screw, I'm good to go
And why I can't get laid is something I don't know
And if I don't get some relief, I might explode
Won't you just throw me a bone?

I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't, can't, I can't, can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't be, can't, I can't get laid
I don't know what to say
Why do you act this way?
Don't make a mistake, don't walk away
I'm starting to think you're gay

I'm horny
Disease free
I'm ready
Just do me!

I wanna hump, I wanna screw, I'm good to go
And why I can't get laid is something I don't know
And if I don't get some relief, I might explode
Can't you just throw me a bone?

I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't, can't, I can't, can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't get laid
I can't be, can't, I can't get laid