Song Parodies -> Hefty And I Know It
"Sexy And I Know It" Based on the performance by LMFAO
"Hefty And I Know It" Parody by Parody Princess
YEAH, YEAH
WHEN I WALK ON BY, DUDES BE SAYIN “GODDAMN SHE WIDE”
I CAN'T SEE MY FEET, WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THE PAVEMENT CREAKS, YEAH
SO I'VE GOT SOME ROLLS, MUFFIN TOP'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL,
THESE JEANS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE
I'M TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR SPANX TO HOLD

AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
I I DON'T WORK OUT.
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
I I DON'T WORK OUT.

WHEN I STEP ON THE SCALE, DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE
EVEN JENNY CRAIG WON'T TALK TO ME
I BLEW THE BUTTON OFF MY PANTS, I JUST HOPE THAT NO ONE NOTICED, NOTICED, NOTICED, NOTICED

I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT
I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT

YEAH
WHEN I'M AT THE MALL, I'M HEADING STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CINNABON
AND WHEN I'M AT THE BEACH, I WEAR A T-SHIRT HIDING MY PHYSIQUE
PANTS ARE RIDIN' LOW, I KNOW SOMETIMES MY CRACK WILL SHOW.
WHEN I GO TO A BUFFET, MAN THEY LOOK SO NERVOUS
THEN THEY LOCK THE DOORS, AND I DON'T GET SERVICE

AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
I I DON'T WORK OUT.
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
I I DON'T WORK OUT.

WHEN I STEP ON THE SCALE, DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE
EVEN RICHARD SIMMONS IS SCARED OF ME
WHEN I SQUAT I RIP MY PANTS, I JUST HOPE THAT NO ONE SAW IT, SAW IT, SAW IT, SAW IT

I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT
I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT
I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT

CHECK IT OUT
CHECK IT OUT
JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE YEAH
JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE YEAH
JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE YEAH
JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE, YEAH, YEAH
I REALLY JIGGLE MAN
I REALLY JIGGLE MAN
YEAH
I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT

AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
I I DON'T WORK OUT.
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
AH. GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY
I I DON'T WORK OUT.

YEAH I'M HEFTY AND I KNOW IT!
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Andrew Woodard - July 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Awesome! though when I sing it to myself i'll probably substitute "I pig out" ;-)
mike - September 25, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
Awesome! through when i sing it to myself i'll probably subsitutue i pigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
MIKE - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
YES
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEAM ME AND CRAIG { 1} INNER TUBE RACE {2} LIFE JACKET RACE {3} WATER BOTTLE RACE = SAFETY AND PROTECTION WATER GOGGLES MISERICORDIA SWIM TEAM JACKETS FRONT LOGO = MU BACK LOGO= MISERICORDIA SWIM TEAM LOGO
SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM RACE
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FIRE GEAR RACE
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