Gonna tell a little story, about myself
But I gotta let you know, its pretty shocking.
I came across a place in the middle of nowhere
Saw a big black horse, hung like a tree.

I felt a lot of fear when he sprouted wood
I thought, "Don't look back, just keep on walking."
But the big black horse said, "I'm horny."
He said, "Hey little lady, have sex with me"

But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, that's beastiality
No, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, that's beastiality

Now the horse started begging, he was all aroused
But I told him no! Right then and there.
Then I changed my mind, and I shouldn't have done it,
But I hadn't been laid in a couple years
So I did it with a horse in the middle of nowhere
With a big black horse, hung like a tree.
Now my legs are bowed and I feel so slutty
And I betcha PETA's gonna come after me!

And I said oh, no, oh, no-no-no
Said oh, no, PETA is after me
Oh, no, oh, no-no-no
Said oh, no, that's beastiality

Beastiality, yeah

I said oh, no, no, no
no, no
no, no
That horse was ridin' me
oh, no, no, no,
oh, no
oh, no
That's beastiality

Big black horse hung like a tree
Oh how I wish that I had used KY jelly
yeah yeah yeah
Big black horse hung like a tree
I'm walking funny ‘cause a horse molested me