Song Parodies -> British Born Retard
"American Idiot" Based on the performance by Green Day
"British Born Retard" Parody by Burnley Sad Acts
lol
Dont wanna be a British Born Retard
A day in burnley can be very hard
hey, can u hear the sound of the glass shards
smashed against my face in the school yard

Welcome to a new kinda england
Its known by us and the law and
Everything we know isnt that nice
Dont know what a television is
I never learned maths and the other shiz
For thats enough to bully

Well im annoying to others
They sorta hit me and 7 brothers
Now everybody calls me gay bender
They say fat bastard and the wrong gender

Welcome to a new kinda england
Its known by us and the law and
Everything we know isnt that nice
Dont know what a television is
I never learned maths and the other shiz
For thats enough to bully

Dont wanna be a British Born Retard
One boy who thinks he's a car-car
Trust me this wont go far
Fell Sorry for British Born Retards

Welcome to a new kinda england
Its known by us and the law and
Everything we know isnt that nice
Dont know what a television is
I never learned maths and the other shiz
For thats enough to bully






Not the best but funny. Shows how demeaning society has become toward the less intelligent and/or social rejects
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mike - December 26, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL HAVE TO RUSH OVER TO THE CLOTHES WHERE WE SUIT UP

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