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Song Parodies -> Crush
"Crush" Based on the performance by David Archuleta
"Crush" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter This song parody is about a guy who discovered his true inner-feelings and desires after smoking cannabis for the first time.
Ooo oh ooo. Oo-oo-oo-oh.
I put on my thongs tonight. Smoking cannibis for the first time. Sleepin' eyes, I got a rush. What a rush. 'Cause the possibility, That had you ever noticed that I'm gay. You would see, just too much, just too much. Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is dudes. I can't be too surprised, love men and guys. And I just got to know. Do you ever think I could take you home? If I rubbed your feet, where this thing could go? Hurry baby, and give me your "John." Is it really just another crush? Do you grab your "bone" when I look at you? Are you holding back like the way men do? 'Though I've tried and tried to not be gay. But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Has it ever crossed your mind, When we're banging, rocking my world, are we just friends? I want more. I want more. It's the advances that I've made. 'Cause I believe- That we can make this into something that'll last. Last forever. Forever. Do you grab your bone when you're all alone? Thinking about me, where this thing could go? It's so crazy, we're falling in love. Is it really just another crush? Do you get a "bone" when I look at you? Are you holding back like the way men do? 'Cause I've tried and tried to not be gay. But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is dudes. I can't be too surprised, love men and guys. And I just got to know. Do you ever think I could take you home? If I rubbed your feet, where this thing could go? Hurry baby, and give me your "John." Is it really just another crush? Do you grab your bone when I look at you? Are you holding back like the way men do? 'Cause I've tried and tried to not be gay. But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is dudes. I can't be too surprised, love men and guys. And I just got to know. Do you ever think I could take you home? If I rubbed your feet, where this thing could go? Hurry baby, and give me your "John." Is it really just another crush? Do you grab your bone when I look at you? Are you holding back like the way men do? 'Cause I've tried and tried to not be gay. But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. Going away-ay-ay-ay-ay. (Refrain) I love the original song.
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. This is one of the funniest parodies on this entire site in my opinion. Great Job!
Thanks Neil.
this guy was the runner up to david cook rulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
THIS IS 1 OF THE FUNNIEST PARODIES OF THIS ENTIRE SITE IN MY OPINION GOOD J0B! THANKS DAUNTE CARTER
THIS SONGPARODY IS ABOUT @ WHO DISCOVERED HISTRUE INNER FEELINGS AND DESIRES AFTER DRINKING CANNIBIS 4 THE 1ST TIME
ROCK N ROLL
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