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Song Parodies -> Total Hottie (Serenade For Krystal)
"Hot Summer" Based on the performance by f(x)
"Total Hottie (Serenade For Krystal)" Parody by Cameron Franklin OK, now all of you know that i've wrote a song about Jessica from Girls' Generation, now i'm gonna do a song about her sister, Krystal from f(x). And, of course i'm parodying her group's song, "Hot Summer" and it's called "Total Hottie". Now, I understand that it may be a little creepy, with Krystal still being considered as a minor in her native South Korea, but this song is all about fun, so please don't take it the wrong way. So anyways, enjoy this awesome song
Krystal's such a total hottie
Krystal's such a total hottie Krystal's such a total hottie Krystal's such a total hottie Hey, Krystal, you know that i've been thinking 'bout you lately And, I hope that you don't mind being horny and naughty You know that I do not care if you're still underage I wanna fuck you and also get you pregnant Baby, don't worry Just let me spread those legs And fuck that tight pussy Until it overflows with love cream (if you really know what I mean) You know that I really want to fuck that tight asshole And, pound that sweet tight ass until it hurts so bad Nobody has to know about what we are doing And, that's why we are here to get crazy and have a lotta fun You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie 'Cause you are the one for me You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie Because you are so damn sexy You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie A total hottie Ooh baby, I want you to just get naked for me 'Cause I have been wanting to see your tight naked body It's because you're so young doesn't mean we won't have fun 'Cause just for the whole day, we will remain number one I wanna have your babies And continue getting crazy (with you) Pretty babe, please come to me So I can have fun with that body (oh, babe) I wanna hear you talk a lotta shit in Korean And make me hurt that tight pussy so got damn bad Bend over and let me fuck you like crazy Don't worry, babe, 'cause this moment will last forever You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie 'Cause you are the one for me You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie Because you are so damn sexy Oh, Krystal, don't you know you're sexy Oh, sexy Krystal, don't you ever let go of me Oh, baby I wanna get to know you And then make you stop being so lonely and blue Please don't say a single thing You know i'll be there for you, baby girl Don't you know that i've going crazy for you for a while I definitely will do everything to make you smile, sexy girl You totally do not know what you are doing to me lately And, oh yeah, i'm gonna go crazy on that tight pussy, pretty lady I hope you understand that we gotta keep this a secret And no one knows except all of our best friends I don't wanna hurt you, because that's not why i'm here with you I just wanna be your fuck buddy and be BFFs with benefits too You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie 'Cause you are the one for me You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie Because you are so damn sexy You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie 'Cause you are the one for me You're a total hottie A total hottie You're a total hottie Because you are so damn sexy Hey Krystal, I will be waiting for you, darling Don't be scared, just give me a shout Muah http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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