Song Parodies -> I'll Suck Small Things
"All The Small Things" Based on the performance by Blink 182
"I'll Suck Small Things" Parody by Sunny Ross (Runny Sauce for dislexics)
I'll suck small things...
Who cares? You stink
because you stepped in Fido's shit...
and then tripped over your own tits.

Always, I blow
'cuz you beat way too slow
watching, and waiting
while you're masturbating
Say it ain't so...I did not blow
Turn the lights off
and maybe you won't know no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no, no, - no, no, no, no, no
You shoulda swallowed!

Date night...gung-ho
and we're stuck in the snow
She left me roses by the door
and two-lips on my organ.
Say it ain't so
I did not blow
turn the lights off
and tug on my chode oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
tug on my chode, yo!
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