Song Parodies -> Emo Cheerleader
"Sweet Dreams" Based on the performance by Beyonce
"Emo Cheerleader" Parody by Cameron Franklin
This parody of Beyonce's "Sweet Dreams" is about an emo cheerleader, so enjoy
Just let her bleed

She is a different kind of cheerleader, that likes to get drunk and fuck all night long
She's so fucking boy crazy, she likes seduce them, and keep the feeling strong

But, when you make her get so pissed off, she goes to cut her hand, and the blood comes out of it
So, you better be careful what you do around her, 'cause you'll suffer the consequences tonight

(She's a) emo cheerleader, because she likes to have fun, and cut her wrist to make everything feel better
(She's a) emo cheerleader, and nobody will stop her, just watch as she bleeds to make everything in her life OK (Just let her bleed)

There is nothing that you are going to do, because she wants to be happy, and she wants you to be happy too
(She's a) emo cheerleader, because she likes to have fun, and she don't give a fuck about what everyone says about her (Just let her bleed)

All the emo guys really have to watch out, 'cause she likes to fuck them, and they won't even know it
She likes to keep everything a secret, because she won't tell anyone, even if her parents want to know

And, she rocks out to screamo, and all of those punk rock bands, 'cause the music soothes her soul
Plus, she likes to play with her wet pussy all night long, and her sexual energy takes control

(She's a) emo cheerleader, because she likes to have fun, and cut her wrist to make everything feel better
(She's a) emo cheerleader, and nobody will stop her, just watch as she bleeds to make everything in her life OK (Just let her bleed)

There is nothing that you are going to do, because she wants to be happy, and she wants you to be happy too
(She's a) emo cheerleader, because she likes to have fun, and she don't give a fuck about what everyone says about her (Just let her bleed)

You can go and fuck with her all you want, because she won't take it
And, she will tell you to leave her alone, so she can cut her wrist

So, you better watch out, because she's serious about the life she has
And, worry about the future, not the past, because it has gone away

(She's a) emo cheerleader, because she likes to have fun, and cut her wrist to make everything feel better
(She's a) emo cheerleader, and nobody will stop her, just watch as she bleeds to make everything in her life OK (Just let her bleed)

There is nothing that you are going to do, because she wants to be happy, and she wants you to be happy too
(She's a) emo cheerleader, because she likes to have fun, and she don't give a fuck about what everyone says about her (Just let her bleed)

She don't give a fuck abour what everyone says about her
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