Now, I know it's so really weird, but I can share it with you right here, and I want to tell all of you guys something
Now, I heard of Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, they fought over Aaron Carter, and boy, it was so damn rough

I know Lindsay and Hilary need to be together, so they will be with each other forever, I know it sounds pretty lame, but it isn't the same
They will become lesbians tonight, so everything will be alright

They will makeout, and make each other scream, I know they'll be sexy and pretty sluts, and it'll be more easier than it seems
And, they'll have sex toys, to just play with, and Hilary will only get drunk, and Lindsay won't be like that

That's the reason why that Lindsay and Hilary need to be together, so they will be together forever, and they will become lesbians right now tonight
They will just get naked, and then run around the park that way, and after that, everything will stay the way I want it to be

I can see them getting married, having kids, getting men to just join in on the fun
They will just spank each other, call each other names, cum together, and tell each other they're the one

Lindsay and Hilary need to be together, so they can just get through the weather, and move to somewhere exciting, so they can have fun
They will flash the people, and take a bite out of a juicy apple, and they will be together forever, just like that

I know they are a perfect couple