Song Parodies -> Nicole And Candida
"Jack And Diane" Based on the performance by John Cougar Mellencamp
"Nicole And Candida" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Tell us a story about Nicole and Candida
don't ask me how they're fucked each other where they're free, between 8pm and now look at them, reading NME tell me something I just can't do Oh yeah, the shit goes on telling Nicole how old she is Oh yeah, the ship runs in tomorrow I say, where's Candida Tell me to open Nicole's door she's Mancunian, so don't U guys know where is the pool that Keith Moon swam oh, that Rolls Royce isn't great at all Oh yeah, the shit goes on telling me how are you today again oh, i'm angry about it now staying with Candida at hers tonight Oh yeah, my life is shit was this there in 1942 Dear ol' lord look at Candida she's dyed her hair brunette now I just wanna fuck her in the bum No sassy phrases like 'want a chip' tell me how is Nicole she's a blonde Mancunian oh yes Wasn't it great like Terry Wogan he wasn't there about to sing 'Jeremy' in the house, when I saw Candida I saw her, real butt naked Oh yeah, and I fucked her twice don't go so high around me now Oh yeah, I'll like to know not greatest bits, I'll ever seen Oh yeah, and my pants are off in these rooms, I gunned her down Tell me about myself and Candida she was hot as hell like Bobby Gilespie that dude off Primal Scream he was in the background, narrating our piles of shite Your Vote Counts
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