Song Parodies -> Masturbating For A Girl Like You
"I've Been Waiting For A Girl Like You" Based on the performance by Foreigner
"Masturbating For A Girl Like You" Parody by Lon Maybe I really DO have too much time on my hands, among other things.....BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AND VIDEOS on youtube! (there is a link on this website)
So long, I've been beating so hard, I've been stroking my schlong
Sometimes I don't know when I will squirt, I only know that my blue balls do hurt When you're celibate, when you're celibate I stroke it so right, out comes my goo, I only wish I was inside you Maybe I can, but for now I will have to use my right hand This cock of mine has been choked before, and now I'll have to choke more Masturbating for a girl like you with Kleenex by my side Masturbating for a girl like you with pre-cum on my rise Masturbating for someone who can make me shoot the sky Yeah, spraying for a girl like you each day and every night It's so good, when I wake up with a morning wood It's tough not to touch while in bed I lay Only wet dreams can save the day When you're celibate, yeah, really celibate Now my grip is tight, from the moment it stands up 'till jizz is in sight There's no one on earth I'd rather do, but still I can't enter you Masturbating for a girl like you with Kleenex by my side Masturbating for a girl like you with pre-cum on my rise Masturbating for someone who can make me shoot the sky Yeah, spraying for a girl like you each day and every night Maturbating, spraying for you, ooh masturbating Masturbating (Masturbating for a girl like you, masturbating) And there's pre-cum on my rise Your Vote Counts
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MAYBE I HAVE 2 MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS BE SURE 2 CHECK MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS
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