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Song Parodies -> With This Boner
This is what happens to your sex life after marriage....
What did you think I would do with this boner
When you're lying beside me And falling asleep Trying to tell me that you have got you a headache But you just don't want it no more What did you think I would lay with this boner When I'm faced with the knowledge That you just ain't horny Did you think I'd insert you Or jack off and squirt you 'Cause you just don't want me no more Could you at least fellate me Or give me a handy Now come on you owe me that much How can I bang you when darling you're dry, too Even though, I'd always lube you---oh, woh, oh, oh, ohhhh What did you think I would jizz with this boner To get laid is a part of any marriage vow I went down on one knee And put a ring on your finger And now you won't bone me again I went down on one knee And put a ring on your finger, baby And now you won't bone me And now you won't bone me And now............ And now you won't bone me Again Your Vote Counts
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