Song Parodies -> Sixteens
"Mayonaise" Based on the performance by The Smashing Pumpkins
"Sixteens" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
When I was 16
I met this blonde girl, looking so hot
I can't even smile at her back
Looking so important evil, on a heart it really is so
bad

The childs, feel like shit
something
I even shagged her harder
but did I know, where is family home

Took my heart and ripped it apart threw it down the toilets in The Red Lion
where is this I can't even go here
phoning me up like Vin Diesel
Yes

And I hadn't seen
the same ideas of shagging
Times to understand
where I was, you know

Where's the girl I've met at 16
Have I seen her, have I buggery oh, climb
where's her CDs, I wanna trash them
if U listen to 'Disintegration' I need them so fucking sad
where are they

I was
trying to understand where I am I liked to freed

Where you are is Bolton, Manchester
i'm from Ingatestone, you're from Bolton
don't fucking ever like The Cure or Green Day
where's my love hasn't been greatest for me
Should ever believe I'm Jesus
I just need to be
freed
when I care

U won't

tried to shit so bad
Where U were

I can't
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