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Song Parodies -> Keep On Douching

"Keep On Moving" Based on the performance by Soull2soul
"Keep On Douching" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

a song parody satirizing the "strong woman" who isn't really "all for one, one for all" if she needs her own barracks built. not really "always prepared" if she's stuck in the bathroom as she douches with vagisil. one of the 600+ parodiees at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

keep on douching, you aren't like the man - you're slight
drip, drop - find your own lady-place
the guys have muscle-strength
why do females' boobs leak milk a child will crave?

keep on douching that twat, oh
keep on douching, keep on douching
keep on douching that hot hole
keep on douching

with vagin...a who makes a child's life? tits feed a babe
hey, that's your life - you're weaker-made
hormones give the brothers tough man-strength

why hide yourself with what's spun?
life knows you're slightly burly, hun
you'll be spinning life with spite always
hormones give the brothers tough man-strength

keep on douching, keep on douching that twat
keep on douching that hot hole, spite that manly life
keep on douching - drip drop, find your own lady-place
keep on douching, the guys have muscle strength

keep on douching that twat, oh
keep on douching, keep on douching
keep on douching that hot hole
keep on douching

i know the time, time today, "strong" is not known with guys, just dames
extremely bold to say weak dames get the guys' grand muscle,
bossman's strength
yes, real rude

why hide yourself with what's spun?
life knows you're slightly burly, hun
you'll be spinning life with spite always
hormones give the brothers tough man-strength

keep on douching...

just another of the 600 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

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