Song Parodies -> Paying Guest
"Be Our Guest" Based on the performance by Beauty and the Beast (1991)
"Paying Guest" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Paying guest! Paying guest!
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pre-appproved financing myrtle old as dirt WORLD-WAR-III-OLDWRINKLEDSTARCH??? THANKS 2 UU I LOLED MOUNTAIN DEW ALL IN MY KEYBOARD
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