Song Parodies -> all i need
every time i get done humping the mattress, i hear rob thomas and matchbox 20 singing, "that's all that i need, yeah". if i were sociable, if i had friends, if i had any human contact - i'm sure i'd have a "disease"...then i could parody another matchbox 20 song to add to my website of over 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault.
ev'ry man-hunk loves sex and boners, every hot time dies once cum flies
you can be good even missing these cheap psyches talkin' 'bout your semen, you beat your boner - want a man to sex your hole there ev'ry hottie's sucking - i get off jerking off, no guys and that's all that i need, yeah, one jizz sends relief to it some hunks strive to lean on real dicks, i don't need to some may say, "dude, don't psyche for dudes in a porno - get real, pal" but that's all that i need right now ev'ry man-hunk loves sex and boners, every hottie tries to fuck some people, will you fuck to be cool within your own mind? and all around the world, we're in-heat for semen out there right now, someone's missing out and depressed for solo psyches (every night) but that's all that i need, yeah, one jizz mentally moves me some hunks strive to lean on real dicks, i don't need to just make me move, my life comes-to when the porridge jets on out and that's all that i need right now my life needs no nudie-show, i don't need males who're wanting men but when i'm sad, i might lust a man 'sturbation's cool - my life comes-to when the porridge jets on out yeah, cuz that's all that i need right now another one of the 700+ parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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