Song Parodies -> 1-900-JENNY
"867-5309" Based on the performance by Tommy Tutone
"1-900-JENNY" Parody by Matthias
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Jenny, Jenny Blue? I can phone you You are the someone that I can go talk to I know you think I'm like the perverts before Who saw your Pic and digits in Hustler Jenny, I got your number I got to feel fine Jenny, I'll call your number One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY Jenny, Jenny I'll whore you girl, phoning I don't know thee, but thy voice is so lusty I tried to call you before But no credit card You're voice is a sensation And I'm getting hard Jenny, I'll call your number Jen you could grab my cock Jenny, I'll be your farmer One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY I called it (I called it) I called it I called that number for a buck I called it (I called it) I called it For a good time, for a great phone fuck (Plugging number into phone, Music in the background) "Hey big boy It's Jenny I see you're all alone in that house of yours feeling lonely So reach down pull it out and shove it in No silly, not that I meant your credit card number For $5.75 a minute I'll show you a good time" (Plugging numbers into phone) (Ringing) Jenny, don't change that number I need to fuck tonight Jenny, I'll bang your number One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY Jenny, Jenny Screw, I can call you (One nine oh oh, J E N NY) For $5.75 I can always sleep with you (One nine oh oh, J E N NY) One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY One nine oh oh, J E N NY Your Vote Counts
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I would have given this 5.0 straight across except that it reminded me too much of the 1-900 phone sex line era and it was pretty damn depressing.
HI THIS IS RICHIE SAMBORA NOBODYS HOME BUT @ THE TONE PLEASE LEAVE @ MESSAGE AND WE'LL GET RIGHT BACK @ YA
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