I humped a cat today
You’re so good to me but I
Fancied a change
Hoped to tell you but I
Got distracted by a sexy
Bug flying on by
Knew I’d have to try

Yesterday I tried
That whore down the road y’know
By the lakeside?
Can’t you understand I want to try new things?
Just come on and join in
I am wanting to do everything
Maybe all at once

Did a bitch, then your brother
I’m a grand – mother fucker
I’ve played sinner, I’ve played saint
Domination is great!
I’ve done cows, and some sheep
Like to be in between
Sorry but I don’t want it any other way

I’ll take things as they are
On the beach, outside, or in a rusty car
Currently I’m trying
To attract some plant life
And bring it into my bed
It’s kind of going bad
But I guess you’ll do instead









Did a bitch, then your brother
I’m a grand – mother fucker
I’ve played sinner, I’ve played saint Domination is great!
I’ve done cows, and some sheep
Like to be in between
Sorry but I don’t want it any other way

Just when you thought
That I may
Have got calm
My trousers have started ripping
Mice make me drool
I’d love, to do
A goose or an osprey

Did a bitch, then your brother
I’m a grand – mother fucker
I’ve played sinner, I’ve played saint
Domination is great!
I’ve done cows, and some sheep
Like to be in between
Sorry but I don’t want it any other way

Did a bitch, on my knees
Chameleons are a tease
When you’re not, with me lover
I’ve got dingoes undercover
Want a Nun
With my pie
That’s sex I’d like to try
You know you wouldn’t want me up the anal way!

Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh