Song Parodies -> If He Would've Been Paid For
"If She Would've Been Faithful" Based on the performance by Chicago
"If He Would've Been Paid For" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl "if she would have been paid for," i actually used to think this was the title of "if she would have been faithful" - it sounds like it. just another one of the over 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
i was thinking about vir...ginity at last
need to fuck so people won't be prone to laugh (i was) done with masturbation, let my erection boink a dude once, give me a mem'ry just to talk, please at the time, i would be desp'rate to rush straight to the sack (kids) fucking, getting off, was what i'd miss - the nerd is last i had a bunch of money - i could have a dreamy time but dave was doing me a favor, his sex i did not buy if it would have been paid for, if he would have been loose then i wouldn't be grieving, i would get the protection i would be living on through i watched him sleeping, his cock's a fucking dream my hole's now astounded - is it rare i've got a bleed? you know, it's so ironic, no cash i'd lose for this i want a doctor (save me from this) if it would have been paid for, if he would have been loose then i wouldn't be grieving, i would get the protection i would be living on through it's unfair his cock's full of costly jizzum if i bought a man i'd need to go buy a condom or contraception if it would have been paid for, if he would have been loose then i wouldn't be grieving, i would get the protection i would be living on through just another one of the over 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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