Song Parodies -> O Gawd! I'm A Gay Cowboy!
"Thank God, I'm A Country Boy" Based on the performance by John Denver
"O Gawd! I'm A Gay Cowboy!" Parody by Matthias As seen on Amiright, excuse the Denver diss
Well life in the west ain't really laid back
I got saddle sores and I got a broke back Spend time with the guys, means play hacky "sack" O Gawd! I'm a gay cowboy My mama said this life would do me some harm Got Carson Kressly resting on my arm My lays are all fab, don't mean to cause alarm But Gawd! I'm a gay cowboy Well, don't got a fine wife, but not sleeping single When the campfire's out all us men tend to mingle Wife ain't nothing when urges start to tingle So Gawd! I'm a gay cowboy When there's no more sun that's when fun starts to grow Pull out my fiddle and I'm playing with my bow The men start to peak, and I let them have a go Then Gawd! I'm a gay cowboy I'd lay Sammy good all day if I could But my boss and the cows would take it very good So I fuck when I can Work with my wood Cause Gawd! I'm a gay cowboy Well, I got me a BF, who sure likes to fiddle When nights coming down, the tent shakes a little Wood's sure strutting, so I like to whittle Don't make me a gay cowboy YEEHAW!!! Well, I wouldn't trade this job for condoms or mules I never was one of them women liking fools I'd rather use my fiddle for just charming males Well Duh, I'm a gay cowboy Yeah, City Folk asking could you "Macho Man" sing Tell these sad people, don't Village People scene Son, Oklahoma, is so much more serene Cause huns, I'm a gay cowboy Don't got me a fine fife, but I sure like to fiddle Culinary's top-notch crab cakes on the griddle Life's not living till you "come out" a little Well Gawd! I'm a gay cowboy YIPPIEE!!! Well, I fiddled round with Eddie till that Shawnee died Then he held me by the hand into TP's inside Said, "Use your wood right, play that fiddle with pride" Cause O Gawd! You're a gay cowboy That Shawnee taught me hung how to hunt, and planting pickles Taught me how to jerk and how to tune up my fiddle Taught me how to love nature just a little That's why I'm a gay cowboy Never had a fine wife, I just go and fiddle Got a son "coming out" taught him how to piddle Wife ain't nothing, but ball, and chain, and shackle I RECKON That's why I'm a gay cowboy! Yep!!! (Fiddle around at the end) Your Vote Counts
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