"there's something bad with the girl today
and i know what it is
there's nothing wrong with my eyes

it's really scary i must say
and you know it smells like fish
in that hole between her thighs

it's just dried up jizz
it's just dried up jizz
it's just dried up jizz
it's just dried up jizz

there's something wrong with the girl today
her brain is getting dim
you know it is pea-sized

if she can't buy a some vinegar and water
it's a sin
hey, mister can you spare the girl a dime

it's just dried up jizz
(she can tell it's time for douching)
it's just dried up jizz
(she can tell without a doubt)
it's just dried up jizz
(girl go wash your stinky pussy)
it's just dried up jizz

don't she even know about the situation
masturbation, fornication it's getting to her
if her gynecologist tells her that the price is falling
for summer's eve, then maybe she'd be calling wal-mart
or maybe k-mart, again and again and again and again

there's something wrong with the girl today
and don't you tell me it is right
her stagnant cunt is something i don't want
and i don't give a shit if it's really tight

it's just dried up jizz
(she can tell it's time for douching)
it's just dried up jizz
(she can tell without a doubt)
it's just dried up jizz
(girl go wash your stinky pussy)
it's just dried up jizz

it's just dried up jizz
(she can tell it's time, she can tell it's time, she can tell it's time for douching)
ohhhhhh yeahhhh

"