Song Parodies -> Down on the Corner (hooker version)
"Down on the Corner" Based on the performance by Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Down on the Corner (hooker version)" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Later in the evenin' covered in dirt and grime
Ladies come a-creepin', looking for a sexy time. Flirtin' from the corner, sequined-covered hips, Paper bag full of Jack, and a cigarette in their lips. Down on the corner, walkin' the street Skanky hookers waitin' for payin' Lonely loser's horny treat. Take your pick of crack-whore with charming toothless smile Throw them a couple sawbucks, and they'll blow you for a while. Pimps want pay, workin' hard to turn those sleazy tricks. Hey, girl, that's what happens when you quit school in grade 6. Down on the corner, walkin' the street Skanky hookers waitin' for payin' Lonely loser's horny treat. Down on the corner, walkin' the street Skanky hookers waitin' for payin' Lonely loser's horny treat. Don't care if you're handsome, or if your dick is big, All they want's some cash to buy some meth and a new wig. You ain't nothing special, just one of tonight's boys. At least a real pussy beats your regular plug-in toys. Down on the corner, walkin' the street Skanky hookers waitin' for payin' Lonely loser's horny treat. Down on the corner, walkin' the street Skanky hookers waitin' for payin' Lonely loser's horny treat. Your Vote Counts
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Where is this corner?
LOL! Hey, everybody loves the mystique of a seedy hooker.
Good one - makes me want to rush out and have me one of those crack head whore bitches.
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