Song Parodies -> tough
here's another one of the woman-mocking selection of parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com. men are wider, taller and stronger...doesn't this make females of the lesser gender? not if you buy the propaganda of feminists and even craig morgan
she lives for spinnin' what she lacks in brawn
makin' "strong" mocked and mauled lives for her pride, spites testosterone her head's a nervous wreck, but she's never told cuz hun's a victim, protected class quits the y for a no-man's land mocks guys all day - mocks, brags and scorns has on a smile to hide all emulous thought the last to go admit she really thirsts self-love and i thought i was dumb she's "strong" without brawn, i know it now and her 'strength's just one thing she spins aloud there was a time, back before i knew lies, when i thought i was nuts she sat there, cried, feared the most the doctor let her know her breasts could go she'd have to slice her tits or she'd have to die god tells me it's pence for all this woman-pride "the whore, she's in my church," "she lives for sin, she's not my girl" "no woman fears nowadays" "and her pride she feels will make her saved" "never once said grace, but dudette wants my love?" and god said "that's just nuts" she stormed out the door and moaned aloud "woman-strength made me think i can't go down" there was a time, back before i knew lies, my pride jus'fied my "tough" she's a gentle word, the sweetest kiss, that's well-enough, repent your spin she may not cry, she may not break but don't tell lies, she'll never be strong just another one of over 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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