Song Parodies -> Frosty the Flasher
"Frosty the Snowman" Based on the performance by Gene Autry
"Frosty the Flasher" Parody by Andrew Woodard Most of this song was written when I was 11. I just had to flesh it out a bit and complete every verse.
Frosty the Flasher
was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a carrot dick and two testicles made of coal. Frosty the Flasher was a fairy, people say. He was dressed in drag, but he was no fag; he was bi and went both ways. There must have been some magic in that old trenchcoat we found. For when we put it over him He began to flash around. Frosty the Flasher Was alive as he could be. He flashed to girls, and he flashed to boys, And he even flashed to me. Frosty the Flasher Saw the girls were hot that day. And he said with spunk, "Better flash my junk Yo, before it melts away." Down through the village, Past the nuns outside St. Anne's He was hard as rock, yelling "Suck my Cock!" and "Arrest me if you can!" He led them down the streets of town Right to the traffic cop And he had to call the vice squad when baloney he did bop! Frosty the Flasher Had to hurry on his way. And he said "Peace out, and without a doubt, I"ll be back to make your day." Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.
All 5's from me. Nice content and it was well written. You were right on time with the pacing too. Nice work.
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