Song Parodies -> What Have You Won For Me Lately
"Whatt Have You Done For Me Lately" Based on the performance by Janet Jackson
"What Have You Won For Me Lately" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl thinking about my gambling, i thought "what's up girl? he lost big bucks again. AGAIN?! mmh-hmn". a few days later, i wrote the parody to add to www.jaggedlittledyl.com
what's up, girl?
he lost big bucks again again? mmh-hmm well, what's up with this guy, do you really like him that much? yes, honey, i LOVE him, he is FINE, he wins and bought some nice things for me! i know he USED TO prove his love for you, but what has he won for you laaaaatelyyyyy used to be a time you'd show good love to me ooh, the gambling addict was all mine your wins seemed lucky and oh-so peachy-keen now my wins beat yours, yes, most ev'ry night (that bites) what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ooh, the gold and silver always dressed me right damn it, now the slots just grew your debt (stop!) now it seems you can't win things, you won't see cash come out the green you took's dispensed from atm (ain't that a shame?) what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah i never get no more than cash from work (you know you're no good) i really think your luck has turned for worse (i'm giving you no lays) i'm not even thankful for your little thing, that little thing's a mark of meagerness you're always putting off all things until you're paid no slots dispense - you aren't my type, screw it goodbye, so long! what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah winning's wild, i swear! just another one of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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