Song Parodies -> Hometown Philly
"Motown Philly" Based on the performance by Boyz Ii Men
"Hometown Philly" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl a tale of my days as a youth with a "traumatic brain injury". another one of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
rode to philly as a kid, doing a little b. joel thing
four cool friends in a loft, much too far from the star it started in school, found out philly is slammin boy, my friends - craig/johnny went to see my queen's "vogue" dancing get the tix with me, aw, the cool lehigh valley get my sis, cathy and jim - we're gone to philly's stage for the queen after school was through, i'd need a back-up corne-ay for my need, it happened u of p would pave the way when i started seeing that one spec'list at the school and that started a new frontier with mom livin' in waiting rooms rode to philly as a kid, doin a little surger-ay u of penn, go with mom, opthamol...ogy doc yo, he's bored - dude has to feel smooth, not his mommary's kid take drive long and far, you know the mentality he's independant i got my philly on, went down once to do it mama, come on...i got a car, come on driving direct to philly now langhorne might just be the next town beechwood therapy, oh, and how explored - i'd roam down street road had to cruise for dudes, i'd read about how philly's gay and it really had been, but my niche was north a ways and i started sleeping at expensive hotel rooms on the party-line too, and queers came up givin' me stuff to do drove to philly, had some sex, truly i didn't freak no prize boinked the men, older cocks, not too young, far too old ...boinking men, boinking men, boinking men, boinking men... when i started meeting those damned sex-line addict-dudes now check this out, one gay went to philly - for i wanted a fling gays came up to me, i said "what's your age" - thirty-sev'n hey, ya know that i'm twenty? then i said, "all right, fellas, let's go eat at moshulu" they all said, "goodbye," "get me out," "thinkin' this a loon's room" (doo doo doo daaa, doo doo doo daaa....) drove to philly, had no sex, truly i did but he's no prize boinking men, older cocks - not too young, far too old boinking men, boinking men, boinking men, boinking men boink boink boink boink boinking men made me feel like a creep just another one of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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