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"Karma Chameleon " Based on the performance by Culture Club
"Are We Appealing God?" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

i said if before and i'll say it again, "if you're not the man of your dreams, good luck filling anyone else's void" another one of the nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

secular "love" is in my 'pride' every day,
if guys listened to my lies, i would say:
"i'm a man, mind-circumcision - i'm a man who doesn't know"
so, i sell my calm condition, i oughtta grow but gay is gold

i'm a - i'm a - i'm a - i'm a - i am appealing god...
i don't feel whole without guys' poles
cousins, i'm so needy - i'm a blunder of life,
esteem's so cold cuz me ain't man of dreams

wouldn't fear your sick'ning curse bashing gay,
i'm so used to fear-retreats - i turn away
say i'm of sexu'l addiction, say my thing grows up to long
cuz i don't know what i'm ever doing with schlong, i don't belong

i'm a - i'm a - i'm a - i'm a - i am appealing god...
i don't feel whole without guys' poles
cousins, i'm so needy - i'm a blunder of life,
esteem's so cold cuz me ain't man of dreams

every gay's a spiteful child, girls are thunder cuz of spite, oh,
every day dyl's feeling right-o, til he blunders and goes outside, oh

"i'm a man of an exception, half-a-man, real men i blow"
"and i'll sell anti-tradition til love won't grow without hay-roll"

i'm a - i'm a - i'm a - i'm a - i am appealing god...
i don't feel whole without guys' poles
cousins, i'm so needy - i'm a blunder of life,
esteem's so cold cuz me ain't man of dreams

another one of the nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

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