Song Parodies -> Makes Me Wonder
"Makes Me Wonder" Based on the performance by Maroon 5
"Makes Me Wonder" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
quoth jim levinstein in american pie: "i hate sex, and i'm not gonna stand around, busting my balls, over something that - quite frankly, isn't that damned important" here's another of the overly sexual parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
i wake up as cum of my lover shoots in my eye
i pray for help to leave this guy
pleasure's what makes his life
feel so good, dude's a fog
not worth the tact i have
faggot this, addict that
try to get him mad

the will's so there for leavin, i'm too polite a guy
but this really makes me wonder why i ever gave a fuck about sex

give me something to believe in,
cuz i don't believe in Q anymore, anymore
i wonder if i'm really that indifferent for life
or is this a lie

goddamn, i rimmed his stench, he isn't that great a trick
now i'll just say to him, i'm queer with clean guys, check your shit
i want to dive into you, but heck not with grody poo
your firm behind makes me goo
it's best you found some douche

the will's so there for leavin, i'm too polite a guy
but this really makes me wonder why i ever gave a fuck about sex

give me something to believe in,
cuz i don't believe in Q anymore, anymore
i wonder if i'm really that indifferent,
i'm really that indifferent a guy

and i'm telling how i'm feeling,
but you don't believe it's true as a whore, so you scorn
i wonder if i'm really that indifferent a guy,
[oh, no]
only when it's live

i've been so queer so long, some gays were treats,
but i won't flirt anymore
you brought me from gay psyches, and now i'm flattered by
the words of gays that bash my being, cuz

the will's so there for leavin, i'm too polite a guy
but this really makes me wonder why i ever gave a fuck about sexy guys
and, no, this ain't a lie

give me something to believe in,
cuz i don't believe in Q anymore, anymore
i wonder if i'm really that indifferent,
i'm really that indifferent for life
give me something to believe in,
cuz i don't believe in Q anymore, anymore
i wonder if it even makes a difference online
[oh, no]
just to fantasize
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