Song Parodies -> Frosty the Flasher
"Frosty the Snowman" Based on the performance by Gene Autry
"Frosty the Flasher" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Most of this song was written when I was 11. I just had to flesh it out a bit and complete every verse.
Frosty the Flasher
was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a carrot dick
and two testicles made of coal.
Frosty the Flasher
was a fairy, people say.
He was dressed in drag, but he was no fag;
he was bi and went both ways.

There must have been some magic
in that old trenchcoat we found.
For when we put it over him
He began to flash around.

Frosty the Flasher
Was alive as he could be.
He flashed to girls, and he flashed to boys,
And he even flashed to me.

Frosty the Flasher
Saw the girls were hot that day.
And he said with spunk, "Better flash my junk
Yo, before it melts away."

Down through the village,
Past the nuns outside St. Anne's
He was hard as rock, yelling "Suck my Cock!"
and "Arrest me if you can!"

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he had to call the vice squad when baloney he did bop!

Frosty the Flasher
Had to hurry on his way.
And he said "Peace out, and without a doubt,
I"ll be back to make your day."

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Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.
Daunte Lapree Carter - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
All 5's from me. Nice content and it was well written. You were right on time with the pacing too. Nice work.
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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