Song Parodies -> Pubic Hair
"Billionaire" Based on the performance by Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars
"Pubic Hair" Parody by Lon I have a new found respect for writing rap now (anyone who says it's easy is WRONG!)
I wanna shave her pubic hair so frickin' bad Give her oral sex she's never had I want my mouth on her labia once it is clean Her bush is the thickest I have seen 'Cause every time I spread her thighs I can't believe my own two eyes I'm used to pussy that is always bald I swear my tongue will lick its share On the day she has no hair (RAP) Yeah, I would mow it down like tall grass It'd be smooth at last, everyday lickin' Give oral that's kickin' I'd probably go down for an hour and then some And include a pair of fingers so she would always cum Give away a few orgasms like "Here baby have this" If she would only grant your's truly his one wish It's been a couple months that we been dating so I do want her pussy but minus the Afro Get it, I'd probably eat it when I'm on her clit Yeah, and damn sure please a lot more than with my dick Yeah, can't forget about the lubricant Everytime we fuck Imma have my own tube of it Oh every time I spread her thighs I can't believe my own two eyes I'm used to pussy that is always bald I swear my tongue will lick its share On the day she has no hair Oh oooh oh oooh on the day she has no hair Oh oooh oh oooh (RAP) She be sucking on my balls when I am erect Playing with my big 'ol sack Then she compliments me on how I'm always grooming it Spends a lotta minutes on my bone just for the heck of it But spits out the cum, quickly since my jiz will always make her sick And yeah she should shave or put some wax on it Give me a razor and let me take a crack at it I'll probably trim it pretty close, the stubbs won't be much So any session that we bang will be a good 'ol fuck 'Cause every single pussy before her has known what oral was Tasting good, I performed for I know my wish is not really that rare Go in your bathroom so that you can groom Shave it 'till you make it bare I wanna shave her pubic hair so frickin' bad Give her oral sex she's never had I want my mouth on her labia once it is clean Her bush is the thickest I have seen Oh every time I spread her thighs I can't believe my own two eyes I'm used to pussy that is always bald I swear my tongue will lick its share On the day she has no hair Oh oooh oh oooh on the day she has no hair Oh oooh oh oooh I wanna shave her pubic hair so frickin' bad! Your Vote Counts
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