Song Parodies -> So Emotional
"Holding Out For A Hero" Based on the performance by Bonnie Tyler
"So Emotional" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl i thought to do "holding out for a hero" ("where have all the good men gone") when i was advertising myself on adam4adam and saw a negro's profile's headline: "where are the real dudes at". just another one of 800 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
square is all the queer "men" are, they hail the brawny cocks
male esteem's quite hurt, it bleeds to find a righteous son isn't there a right type whose aura slights the need? maybe i'm still tossing, but jerk...ing's not real, it's fantasy i be a hero, i don't need mas'cline-type heros to inspect for a psyche my noggin's assured that i'm all of the man that i want to be next to at night i be a hero, i won't be pounding a hero who's a brawny sight my noggin's assured that my want for a dude who's brawny is wannabee-spite some male is too thin, i will eat right, be packed with beef toughness was beyond my reach, it stung my sense of self-esteem praising all the studs' girth and trying to achieve i'm not a great-big superman, i've esteem for who i be i be a hero, i don't need mas'cline-type heros to inspect for a psyche my noggin's assured that i'm all of the man that i want to be next to at night i be a hero, i won't be pounding a hero who's a brawny sight my noggin's assured that my want for a dude who's brawny is wannabee-spite i be a hero, i don't need bountiful heroes to inspect for a psyche some man's a-doubting that he's what's man enough some man's a-liking dicks supreme i would swear i'm the one young hung man right for me ooh, the big men i'll cheer and i'll praise, but it's porn that i love i can't seem to feel hope for a guy who wants touched i be a hero, i don't need a hero to inspect for a psyche just another of the 800+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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