Song Parodies -> Heaving on a Jet Plane
"Leaving On a Jetplane " Based on the performance by John Denver
"Heaving on a Jet Plane" Parody by Kelly For the frightened flier of 2009
I wrote my will
Its ready to go Its posted on my bedroom door I hate to say my wake will be goodbye My body's shakin' I'm really torn My daddy's waitin Hes blowin' the horn Uncomforting to know that I may die! So kiss me and pray for me Now my mom is nagging me I'm losing circulation let me go! Cause Im leavin on a jet plane Dont know if Ill be back again Oh man, I hate to go Theres so many times that planes go down So many times Ive cried and frowned People tell me that it dont mean a thing Ev'ry place I go, I always puke Fearing that one fatal fluke If I come back, Ill strip my shirt and sing! Security is checking me "Tell me that youll wait for me!" Hold my hand never let it go Cause Im heaving on a jet plane I know that I will yack again Now its a steady flow! Now the time has come that I leave you I know I'll die See I told you I'll close my eyes It's my judgement day! Dream about the days we knew When I was still on earth with you About the times, I wont have to say: So kiss me and pray for me I know this is the end of me I know that its the time for me to go Cause Im leavin on a jet plane I know I won't be back again Oh man, I hate to go...... Your Vote Counts
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