Song Parodies -> Puppies Are Phat
"Baby Got Back" Based on the performance by Sir Mix-a-Lot
"Puppies Are Phat" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl this one's for the dogs, not all 700ish parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com promote (homo)sexual assault
i like my pups and i cannot lie
the love of brothers d'mands a smile if men of firm hot builds ask for dyllie as a mate i'm not down with all their strength because pups wanna make-out and love and i've chosen the pups not lust keeping to teenaged flair when i'm hooked and i can't stop staring oh, puppies, i wanna be wit'cha and hug or kiss ya the homeboys think i'm horny they think the pups i got make me be so tawdry chipmunks like alvin they're named, there's notta three brothers grimm they woo me, vavoom me, but inside they make their poopy i see them dancing when i come home after i'd left them cuz my hunger made me yearn for mex i'm tired of fags and she sayin' cats just are the dream take the manly real man and ask him that, he'll wanna beat your ass so, fellas! (yeah!) fellas! (yeah!) cats and murder got your lust? (hell, yeah) get 'em and shake 'em (hate 'em!) hate 'em (break 'em) make that healthy cat take a last gasp puppies are phat i like to wow with gifts and when i'm surfin' the net i just can't help myself, i'm spendin' like i'm manical there is no antidote i wanna make them know they're home, never want no mo' i ain't talkin' to gay voids just stick your bones hard up humans, boys one dog my ears licks - it's cutie it's fine and cutie, lov'ble makes me want more huggers getting me to speak like a lover so they look at my cock when it grows, jerkin at male roles sheddin' their clothes well, my name ain't stifler i'll beat my weiner like solo they've earned not a lick o' mistrust they've got love for dyl's love, i can't cus or hit 'em cuz i wanna life-mate and i pray i'll hear 'em *bark* til the day i'm gone, puppies don't live as long but i will give them life unflawed cuz them pups like to live with the dylan cuz i hang and play all day they belong in my song and my lounge, my bed, my pimped-up car so, puppies! (ruff!) puppies! (ruff!) do you wanna roll on down to wendy's? (ruff!) then yearn aloud, give a shout, cuz i like to take you out puppies are phat puppies are phat yeah, puppies...what my love is needin' humans got nothing to do with my affection dirty sex is for whores with infects ha ha, so i'm gonna die clean they're a whirlwind love-a-lot and they would hurt if i loved not them i want them hating the notion of a lack of my honest- type love-a-lotta soul, i love unless you're not of love they have proved like they're the winners of me, my proven love some puppies wanna play the solo and love you when they're hungry souls but my dogs live for being near the full-love kisses i give 'em and simon says he's fat, but i'm so down with that cuz he makes out long while the theodore's wishin' that i'd give him some chicken i don't need no gaymes with faggots, please i lay with no fiends give me the chipmunks in the top bunk they've seen a life of real love i'm lucky, for i get bliss from the dogs who i live with i had gays but i chose to quit 'em now i couldn't miss the sex with 'em so, puppies, you're my pups, and now i have got no life of sex, oh wow! my fun's content to miss a lot of dicks and nasty thoughts puppies are phat! (little sin with skin because my dogs are phat) nearly 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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