Male:
Living with you is a slow hell
I guess that we're through, but I can't tell
I ain't had no pussy in 3 damn days
Got tired of spankin' the monkey
Wish I had a girl who would fuck me
Finally figured out a way to go get laid
I fucked your sister today
She brought her friend that's gay
I never thought of you while I'm going down on her
I fucked your sister today, we went and had a three way
I didn't think of you while I'm going down on her

Female:
I thought you were great when I met you
All my friends thought you were so cool
But the first time we fucked I knew
Somethin' wasn't right
I kept hoping I'd get there the next time
You just roll over and snore all night
You ain't made me cum in three damn years
I fucked YOUR sister today
I'm sick and tired of men
I guess I would rather be a lesbian
I fucked your sister today
I have no use for men
I am happier now that I'm a lesbian

I saw you yesterday with my best friend

Male:
Heard you hooked up with my ex girlfriends

Together:
Since you been gone my world's a better place

Male:
You reminded me of why I hate you

Female:
I wondered why I never left you
You were lousy in bed

Male:
You were such a bitch every day

Together:
I thought about this for a long time
Can't see why we wasted so much time
When I look at you I just wanna smash your face
Come get your shit from my place
Can't stand to look at your face
I just called to say I hope you don't come home
I fucked your sister today
I'm finally getting laid
I just called to say I hate you. Don't come home
I just called to say, I won't be coming home