Song Parodies -> The Stripper Takes It Off
"The Winner Takes It All" Based on the performance by Abba
"The Stripper Takes It Off" Parody by Mikey Squirrel
I don't pay to talk, I just came to see a show
Though it's costing me, twenty bucks you see I've drank all my beer, I'm sure that she's drunk too Nothing more today, no more cash to pay The stripper takes it off, the bouncer's big and tough Beside the big brass pole she likes to spread her hole I was near the stage, I could see better there I figured I was close, to catch all her clothes The music's nice and loud, no touching is allowed 'Cause you'll be out the door, if you try to score The girls may throw their bra, the patrons stare in awe And someone way up stage, there's someone in a cage The stripper takes it off, her breasts look nice and soft She shaved her pubic hair, some guys they like it bare But when she does her act, the place is always packed Some of them get aroused, most of them are too soused I think I'll take a chance, and get a table dance She'll loosen all those straps, and wiggle on my lap The judges will decide, which girls they really like Spectators of the show, are blowing all their dough Kandy is on again, I like the way she bends I just can't get enough, the stripper takes it off I don't pay to talk, I came to see them nude And she'll never quit, she's come to shake her tits I apologize, if I sound like a perv Boobs, buns, bush and thigh, now you can see why When you see the stripper take it off The stripper takes it off… c copyright 2005 SquirrelbaitSquirrelbait Parody Jukebox
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