Munchin' out on a muff I have munched before
I'm gettin' right off on her big open legs, I keep thinkin' about some whore
But Jarvis Street seems so far away, and I feel like I'm gonna cum
Sometimes I just don't mind the smell, sometimes it even turns me on

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Big 'ol smelly vagina, that odor really blows me away
Oh big 'ol smelly vagina, did you forget to douche today?

Goodbye to all those perfumes you use, goodbye to those things you've been crammin'
I'd like to go down and enjoy your snatch, I like the fish, you know I like the salmon
But my shlong keeps pointing upwards, as I run down to the 7-Eleven
Sometimes I wish I had more fish
You know you gotta have the smell before you can get to heaven

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Goin' down in any town, feel the sweat drippin' down
I gotta go on, keep munchin' on, you know your big snatch keeps turnin' me on
And I go in with some hesitation, you know I can hardly breathe
And I don't wanna get screwed up, with these funky chicks that make you heave

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