Song Parodies -> Jolly Old St. Prickolas
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas" Based on the performance by Tradtional
"Jolly Old St. Prickolas" Parody by Royce Miller
Jolly old St. Prickolas
How your dick does sway!
That's why you're a jolly soul
Humping night and day
Christmas Eve is coming soon
Now you dirty man
While you're gone from Mrs. Claus
Catch em if you can!

When the clock is striking twelve
Folks are in their beds
you'll be somewhere in the world
Getting lots of head
All the stockings you will find
Hanging in a row
You will fit your dick in one
Everyone should know

Mary wants you, you old flake
Suzy wants you bad
Nellie says that you're the best
Fuck she ever had
All the women are lined up
You won't get no rest
Tell me now, you jolly prick
You think you're the best.
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mike - September 11, 2021 - Report this comment
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